Just noticed they jump from AE86 to the 2014 Corolla.

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Thought it was funny to skip all the others.


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Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 01:18

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Weird. Does this not inspire you?

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Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 01:18

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I think they did that for time, although I still think they dulled the Corolla after the AE86. It's not a cool car any more.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 01:26

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When will the Celica-powered XRS get any sort of love?


Kinja'd!!! sliding-sideways > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 01:32

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The full commercial has the 90s Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! interrogator-chaplain > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 01:38

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In a related note, the new Mazda 3 spot in Canada goes as follows:



The song? Safe and Sound by The Capital Cities.
Yeah, bold and daring my ass.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > sliding-sideways
01/19/2014 at 01:44

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I still don't get why they left out the outgoing model of the ad.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > sliding-sideways
01/19/2014 at 01:48

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Note that when the new corolla turns, the building is a school. at least we know what they tried to aim for


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 03:20

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Aint much for Toyota to be proud of post AE86


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
01/19/2014 at 07:41

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Yes, the full commercial looks like they had a whole coordinated routine that ends up being a few pieces of paper floating around a corner in the final edit.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 08:05

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What else could they've done? Leaving out the 2014 Corolla would be weird for a 2014 Corolla ad.

The slogan made me chuckle though. "Elevate your style." Right. The Corolla has some great qualities, style isn't one of them.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 09:57

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I think Toyota made a mistake with that generation when they let GM sell the Sprinter as the Geo Prizm. I think the styling on the Sprinter/Prizm was way better.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > duurtlang
01/19/2014 at 09:59

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Oh, I don't know; I actually like the 2014 Corolla's looks. I'd have to drive it first, because when I had the previous generation as a loaner car I utterly hated it. Terrible cheap interior and no driving feel whatsoever.


Kinja'd!!! The Enigmatic Zer0 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 11:57

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I noticed that they do that in the 30 second ad. In the longer one they have a 90s Camry at what seems to be a punk/grunge show. Guess they were a little embarrassed.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > duurtlang
01/19/2014 at 13:50

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I also love the website's slogan for it "We turned up everything"
Oh really? What about the engine? the Chasis? the brakes? The gearbox? The steering wheel feel?


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/19/2014 at 16:11

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Reminds me of this

http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/fam…


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/20/2014 at 23:50

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The AE86 was the pinnacle of the Corolla. If I was marketing, I would have stopped the commercial at the AE86, and dropped all the dancing and the 2014 Corolla at the end.

The TurboSloth version of this commercial would have gone like this

-REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS GOOD? YEAH ME TOO.

-OH, THE 2014 COROLLA, YEAH. UM. STYLE. HERE ( insert a shadowed silhouette of the 2014 corolla. Just so we can say this is a commercial for the 2014 corolla without actually showing how not as good it is).

- PAN BACK TO THE AE86. STYLE.